Naamloos

that-house

rongzhi

English added by me :)

the only thing that can overtake my rear wheel is my front wheel giggling is a badass line

gemstone-gynoid

tchaikovskaya

sashaforthewin

This is legitimately my job, I string pearls 40 hours a week. I cannot help but overanalyze every piece of media that includes a pearl necklace. I have gone on long rants about Martha Wayne.

Okay, so necklaces are either knotted or straight strung. Straight strung doesn't have knots separating the pearls, so there is more tension on the pearls and it's bad for them over time, but it is cheaper and looks fine in short term. So yeah, most rich people knot their pearl necklaces. There is one exception: sometimes we have a super picky Karen-type that demands their necklace with really fucking expensive pearls be straight strung because they like the look better. Properly knotted necklaces have nearly invisible knots so this is just batshit demands, btw.

So, that leaves two options: either you chock this up to comics folks not knowing anything about pearl necklaces or, the funnier option being that Martha Wayne is just one of those people that makes the most unhinged demands to feel in control and powerful.

I'm just really pumped I found a post I could actually professionally weigh in on

ive seen MW described as infamously one traumatic experience away from becoming the Joker so that tracks giggling

rukafais

todaysbird

birds continue to be ungovernable as expected

tallysgreatestfan

Reminds me at that pigeon I recently saw that used anti-bird spikes and some stolen cables to make their nest

Closeup of a quite dirty store front top with bird spikes on it. In the spikes, a pigeon sits in a nest made of thick white cables

giggling go birds

polyamorouspunk

calfhooves

a monochromatic three panel digital comic of gwen stacy and hobie brown from across the spiderverse. in the first panel, gwen is calling out to a curious hobie. in the second, she asks “hey, um, me and—” cuts herself off and then says, “i was wondering if you’re like, at all,” while doing the gay hand, as in to be asking if hobie’s queer, to which he responds with an “oh.” in the third panel, hobie’s raising a hand while magazine cutouts saying ‘no’ are popping out front beside it; he says, “nah, mate. i don’t believe in romantic relationships. stuff’s a social construct. capitalism loves its marketable couples and marriage taxes,” with some of his words being colored cutout magazine letters of different fonts.

aromantic hobie actually

punk as fuck tbh

vilkalizer

multidimensional-trashcan

and

EDIT:

sure why not:

tags via @littleredplanetnumberfour

vilkalizer

actually no let me just

amend this slightly

vilkalizer

and let me make one more teensy change because those are not "companies" making those decisions, it's actual humans with names and addresses one could visit and 𝒽𝒶𝓋𝑒 𝒶 𝓃𝒾𝒸𝑒 𝒸𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝓌𝒾𝓉𝒽 if one were so inclined :)))))))))))))))))))))))

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